Guest Stars

just some random shots of the superstars who have graced my kitchen recently. first up, myra jung, crafting a smokey, baconlicious, butternut squash soup. next up, maurice li, serving the soup that myra just made, and lastly, a chinese feast by our dear friend hedda cheuck ~ steamed fish with green onion, spareribs, steamed egg ~ just general deliciousness! thanks all...

Ribs ~ Pork Babybacks, Beef Short ~ Need I Say More?

The beef short ribs, done up for practice prior to unleashing on future dinner guests, were braised in beer (cuz we all know how much i L-O-V-E beer) and hoisin sauce. The asian inspired, sweet twist on beer braised came from a Dave Lieberman recipe found here on the Food Network (hey, pipe down now). First, slow cooked meat rocks, second, browning on the extra burner of my grill out back was like the best idea I've had since proposing to foxy wife. No fire alarms, no 6 hour aromatic reminder of browned meat and the consumption of some of the beer that would soon be braising the meat - doesn't get much better. The method you ask??
* brown ribs thoroughly (outside!)
* move to stove top w/ a bottle of ale, ginger and garlic for 2 1/2 hours
* remove some of the braising liquid to a saucepan, add hoisin, reduce to thicken sauce
* move ribs, braising liquid and added hoisin to 350 stove for 1/2 hour
* plate fingerling potato puree, reduced sauce, top w/ rib, garnish w/ chives

Next on our carnivorous culinary chronicles? Pork baby backs... Ah the mighty pig - you may oink innocently, but in truth you rule my world like the mighty north star guided countless sailors across the globe. Yup, I lovepork and I love pork ribs. Oddly enough, despite all the wisdom to the contrary, I prefer to dry roast my ribs in the oven instead of using a braising liquid (much less boiling)! Rather than ramble, I'll get to the goods:

* brown sugar, paprika and other spices rub, wrapped tight overnight (use your favorite spice rub or google one up!)

* removed from fridge and brought to room temp

* roasted at 250 for 2 1/2 hours, or until the ribs are sticking out of the meat and turn easily when twisted (I got a tip from some Youtube video about wrapping and roasting directly in saran wrap and foil)

* Once roasted, finish on hot grill, basting w/ sauce - in my case I used 2, a classic BBQ and a peanut butter/hoisin/lime/seasame sauce

* plate fingerling puree, garnished w/ fried onion strips, ribs and serve with BEER OF COURSE!

* (yes, i realize i need a new protein but stay tuned for an up coming post in which i actually serve meat w/ something other than mashed potatoes - gasp, i actually use veggies! ok, close your slacked jaw, it's not that crazy...)

Why I Love This...

Good friends and good food, that, plain and simply, is why i love cooking, why i sweat over the hot stove, why i drive myself scattering about the kitchen like a cracked out weasle. i love the frenzy which is really odd for me, a departure from my natural self dilusion of calm that is actually just laziness. poor babe often laments my maniacal nature in the kitchen so i've been workin' hard to just let the love in, share the load, and not foam at the mouth when someone pitches in. i mean hey, if it's food and friends i love, why not love friends helping to prepare the food? (and yea, the obvious answer is that i just want all the glory and praise... why lie?) so here it is, wrapped up in one great evening, all the things i love about cooking - good food, good friends and just a little bit 'o the warm and fuzzy team work. awww, ain't that sweet? first up, the fruit of the labor: steak (i know, suprising), 2 (not 3 and not 4) baby carrots, and what will henceforth be known as "Leonard's Silk Spuds." second, and of course more importantly, the food and friends, so happy together, a singular visage of the joy i find in it all.

Crab Ravioli - Feenie Style

Thanks Mrs. Chan for another awesome gift - by the way, for those of you who don't know, the Chan women are absolute maestros of gift giving - the Feenie's Cookbook. You can Google Robert Feenie to learn more, but the important thing about him is that his former restaurant, Lumiere in Vancouver, is where I took my beloved foxy babe for dinner the night I asked her to marry me. Anyway, here's the first dish I made out of the book: Crab Ravioli with Truffle Oil Buerre Blanc. Very fun dish to make - hand made pasta for the first time from scratch and rolled it OLD SKOOL with a rolling pin, picked the meat out of two crabs, and made a buerre blanc which, i must say, is my current favorite sauce - booze and butter? oh hell yea... in hindsight the ravioli should have been a little smaller and the parsely more artfully placed, but the dish tasted great according to babe and our friend Diana, so no complaints!

Wrapped 2 ways...

Wrapped way #1 - So i made my first set of dumplings finally - something i've been wanting to try for a long time. the recipe, although i'm sure it's pretty standard, came from ??? in a recent issue of Gourmet magazine. ground pork and chives baby, doesn't get any better i think. they came out ok but... wait for it... i learned ANOTHER lesson. minced ginger out of a jar is both lazy (bad chez berliner, bad) and extreemly potent. so i call these dumplings the "pow-kick-yo-ass-with-ginger" dumplings. however i must say, wrapping those things was totally zen for me - i wrapped 43 but would have been happy to wrap another 100. i just wrapped, enjoying a beer, listening to the tv. very nice.

Wrapped way #2 - I finally nipped the tip of my finger off using my kick ass Benreinier (or however u spell it) - thanks Myra!! I feel more "official" now but I'm afraid it was too wimpy to leave a scar so I'll have to keep trying. anyways to prevent, um, bleeding all over the rack of lamb i was making - with some incredible poached fingerling potatoes from an Alice Waters recipe - I just gauzed it and then taped the sucker up - yea!

DAF: Lobster Eaten, Lessons Learned

this round of DAF was bitter sweet. this post covers 2 aspects of the dinner: the food (sweet) and the personal (bitter - why i wasn't a rockstar). WARNING - THESE DISHES TASTED BETTER THAN THEY LOOKED!

the food (sweet)
of the menu this time, sadly, only 2 of the 3 courses were captured. UPDATE: leonard did get all the courses, including dessert. leonard, our resident photographic guru may have captured more so i hope to be able to come back and add a photo of the first dish. anon - the menu:

~ pan fried ling cod, samosa filled ravioli, curry emulsion, vegetable salad

~ chicken tikka masala, indian saffron rice

~ butter poached lobster, puff pastry medallion, lobster sauce, baby bok choy, baby carrots, pearl onions

~ melon balls in simple syrup

 ^ Ling Cod & Samosa Ravioli ^

 

^ The Tikka Masala ^

 

^ The Curry Butter Poached Lobster ^

might as well start with the photos of the finished products above, none of which are very pretty due to my BEING WASTED at the time of plating - which is covered in more detail in the "why i wasn't a rockstar" section following this food section - so those of you so inclined can skip the rest of the rambling. but i give fair warning: if you stop now, you will miss out on the cruel lobstercide of 4 lovely maine lobsters and a glimpse at what $85 of freshly extracted lobster meat looks like!

the menu was all sorta prep time cooking. although, in retrospect, i should have made both sauces, the curry emulsion sauce for the fish and ravioli, and the lobster sauce, the evening before. seems to me now that sauces can develop their flavors when the rest in the fridge for a day. any of you notice that as well? ah well, that's NOT what i did. instead, the previous day's prep duty included: 1) steeping the lobsters (boiling 2 minutes just to kill 'em, and make it easy to extract the basically raw lobster meat for its subsequent poaching in the beurre monte), 2) marinating the chicken overnight for the tikka masal, and 3) preparing the samosa filling for the raviolis.

course 1 - pan fried ling cod, samosa filled ravioli, curry emulsion, vegetable salad
the first corse, not pictured, was a pan fried piece of ling cod on top of a samosa ravioli in a curry emulsion sauce. i say this again in case you didn't get that from the header above (uh huh.) there was a deceptive amount of work done here, but, like the lobster, all the vegetables were chopped, blanced, iced and stored prior to cooking. the plating worked out well with a nice circle of sauce and the ravioli, fish and vegetable salad stacked in a tower.  the fish was bland and i'll have to remeber to either NOT buy ling cod again, or to season the ever lovin sweet jesus out of it. the curry sauce (from none other than the french laundry cookbook) rocked - it was smooth, mounted with a lot of butter and the warm curry flavor worked well with the bland fish. curry just rocks, period.

for the ravioli i wanted to do a play on indian samosas to compliment the indian nature of this particular dinner. so i created a traditional vegetarian samosa filling of potatoes - but omitted the green peas, since i hate the little bastards, and went with finely chopped carrots to add some crunch. seasoned the potato mix with some garam masala, tumeric, cumin and chili and combined with well mashed potatoes. i think the result was pretty interesting - enjoy this photo of Leonard, the photo guy, assembling the raviolis:

and the finished product:

 

course 2 ~ chicken tikka masala, indian saffron rice

i've made this several times using this recipe: http://www.recipezaar.com/25587. the recipe is great and i only change a few things to suit my tastes - namely marinating the chicken overnight and adding butter and sugar to the sauce in its final stage of simmering. (i'm sure this came as a shock since i rarely use butter... except for when i cook ANYTHING savory.)

now what i really love about cooking indian is that it's like a little science experiment - mixing 4 or 500 spices together like little chemicals. i may have to use a beaker somehow the next time i make this. here's the mise for the marinade (and no, the gatorade didn't make it into the dish) (and another "and" - no making fun on my cheap ass spices. i'm cheap, deal with it):

course 3 ~ butter poached lobster, puff pastry medallion, lobster sauce, baby bok choy, baby carrots, pearl onions

here it comes, the lobstercide - that, for you uneducated folks, is the murder of lobsters. the dish, in theory, came from Michael Minna's Lobster Pot Pie. i got to eat there with my engineering group at work - score - and i did, if i do say so myself, pick the perfect menu. for my main i had the lobster pot pie. there's a great video showing the serving of said pie which i encourage you to observe. the frakkin' pie tasted 10x better than it looked and i was determined to make it. of course by this time i was commited to making the tikka masala, since i knew i could do that well, and thought, how do i make this lobster pot of goodness indian? curry. duh.

first up, the lobstercide:

 

 ^ "oh, hi larry!" ^

 ^ "uh, larry?" ^

 ^ "you sick f@ck!" ^

note: the preceeding commentary was originally provided by my buddy Paul Wang outta New Yoke City. 

that last picture is of Larry and 3 of his brothers and sisters, each of which was steeped in hot water for 2 mins, just to Lobstercide them but not enough to cook the meat, and then the meat was removed. this was so that i could control the cooking of the meat in the buerre monte (aka water and butter emulsion aka almost melted butter. if you really want to know the difference, look up emulsion) - yet another technique culled from the great FLC. it was amazingly difficult, especially 4 times over. worst part of it was that it took a long time for each lobster to finally die! i felt awful when, even after a full minute, they were still twitching. next time im putting them straight in boiling water - no more torture in my future. then came the meat extraction - frakkin' hilarity. i got pretty good at it, but no matter how you do it, there are a lot of juices that need to come out of a recently deceased lobster. by then time i was done twisting the tail off, ripping the top of the body off, and whacking the shinto out of the large, very tuff claws of four lobsters, there was LOBSTER GORE EVERYWHERE! haha, you had to be there... (although i laugh now, it is only to try to protect myself from the terrible empathy i feel and guilt over causing what must have been a hellishly painful death - seriously, im going to try another method next time to ensure less suffering)

ok, meat out of lobsters - check - vegetables cut and blanched - check - time to make the sauce. first a quick shot of my OCD in action, followed by 2 stages of the lobster sauce in it's 2 hour development of searing the lobster bodies, and, well, read the recipe to find out how if you're so inclined:

^ trust me, at this point it smelled like effen lobster heaven! well, except for the lobsters, although i certainly hope they were in lobster heaven... won't be going there myself. maybe in hell, where i belong, larry will get to come back and kill me slowly. damn... ^

so that's the food. all in all pretty tasty. i need to work on the photography though, don't think i've quite nailed the "story of dinner" yet. alas, on to the bitter part of this post...

the personal (bitter - why i wasn't a rockstar)
first, im not ashamed to admit that one of the main reasons i love cooking and hosting DAF is the personal satisfaction that comes from my peeps being impressed by my work and by enjoying it. bottom line: when the crew comes over, raves about the food, eats and drinks for hours, and, in general, has a kick ass time, then i feel like a rockstar -- and really, who doesn't like feeling like a rockstar?!?

that being said, this DAF taught me that letting your guests relax (preferably by making sure they drink way more wine than you do) and not "fishing for feedback" about the food is the true path to a night of decadent dining pleasure. this time around, against a background of lobster shells, sauce and meat, i didn't let anyone relax, and i fished away, all damn night. it was still a lovely night, and not wanting to cry over spilled milk, i will simply say it could have been better and i won't make the same mistake twice.

and did i mention that i think this was all cuz i was totally wasted? i had been prepping for 2 days - my poor babe had been hearing maniacal murmers like "mmhh ahh i could just plate the lobster on TOP of a piece of puff pastry instead of using a pot, mmwhaa..." - and come sunday morning i woke up ready to rock the day! after all that hard work i figured i deserved a beer while i cooked. so first up, start decanting the 2001 jordan river red, next drink a beer... at 10... IN THE MORNING. come 2 pm the vegetables were peeled (ok, pearl onions are just little bastards, no other way to put it), chopped, blanched, chilled and ready. lobster bodies were seared, mirepoix and cream gently bubbling away around them. all was well. by the time the first guests arrived i was half way through a 6-pack of sierra nevada and having a grande ole time. my boy leonard and i took off to procure some fresh pasta dough and i promptly put him to work on the samosa ravioli. now leonard is about as cheerful as a person can get and hanging out with him just puts you in a mood to have fun - so why not start on the wine? (eff'n genius!)

well, to make a long story short, when cruch time hit and i had to sear off 6 pieces of fish, blend the curry emulsion suace, warm the vegetable garnish and try to plate all 6 before everything cooled down, i was D-O-N-E... loaded... and sweating bigtime. and this was the starter course out of 3 planned courses. so the first course out and at this point im blabbering on, feeling terrible about the "weak sauce" and the "bad plating." and here was the lesson that hit my like a ton of bricks the next morning:

my guests didn't have the chance to form their own opinions about the food, nor to enjoy it - instead they could only eat and listen to me complain about the food. all of a sudden i didn't feel like the rockstar i did last time and although the party was still fun, it was clouded, like san francisco fog, with my drunk ass bitching and moaning. oh well, cest la vie, lesson learned. we still had fun...

the end (of lobsters)

Enough "creative" writing...

sorry about that last post - tried my hand at "creative writing" and, upon reflection, i've decided that there will be no more of that. ("lovely bath in boiling butter?" yea...)